The Naughty Knickers
The Naughty Knickers
🎅 The funniest Christmas pants ever
🦵 Looks like real lace stockings & garters
📸 The whole family films it
| SIZE | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | 6XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| LENGTH | 39.4" | 40.2" | 40.9" | 41.7" | 42.5" | 43.3" | 44.1" | 44.9" | 45.7" |
| WAIST | 31.5" | 34.3" | 37.0" | 39.8" | 42.5" | 45.3" | 48.0" | 50.8" | 53.5" |
| HIPS | 40.9" | 43.7" | 46.5" | 49.2" | 52.0" | 54.7" | 57.5" | 60.2" | 63.0" |
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How Realistic Is The Print?
How Realistic Is The Print?
Realistic enough to cause a double-take. The print makes plain pants look like velvet Santa shorts, garters and lace stockings on bare legs. Nobody can tell from across the room, and that's exactly why everyone loses it.
Why These Pants?
Why These Pants?
Because ugly Christmas sweaters have been done a thousand times. Walk into the party, the family dinner or Christmas morning in these and you're the one everybody remembers. Every phone comes out.
What Size Should I Get?
What Size Should I Get?
Order your normal pants size. Between sizes, or like a looser fit? Size up one.
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
Orders ship within 1-3 business days. Delivery typically takes 5-8 business days depending on your location. Not the reaction you were hoping for? We offer easy returns within 30 days of delivery — just reach out and we'll take care of it.
The Naughty Knickers
Filmed him opening this and he couldn't stop laughing. Wore it to our family party and stole the whole night.
GUARANTEED LAUGHS
LOOKS LIKE REAL LACE
THE CHRISTMAS PARTY MVP
THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT
LIMITED HOLIDAY STOCK
GUARANTEED LAUGHS
LOOKS LIKE REAL LACE
THE CHRISTMAS PARTY MVP
THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT
LIMITED HOLIDAY STOCK
GUARANTEED LAUGHS
LOOKS LIKE REAL LACE
THE CHRISTMAS PARTY MVP
THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT
LIMITED HOLIDAY STOCK
GUARANTEED LAUGHS
LOOKS LIKE REAL LACE
THE CHRISTMAS PARTY MVP
THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT
LIMITED HOLIDAY STOCK
GUARANTEED LAUGHS
LOOKS LIKE REAL LACE
THE CHRISTMAS PARTY MVP
THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT
LIMITED HOLIDAY STOCK
GUARANTEED LAUGHS
LOOKS LIKE REAL LACE
THE CHRISTMAS PARTY MVP
THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT
LIMITED HOLIDAY STOCK
GUARANTEED LAUGHS
LOOKS LIKE REAL LACE
THE CHRISTMAS PARTY MVP
THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT
LIMITED HOLIDAY STOCK
GUARANTEED LAUGHS
LOOKS LIKE REAL LACE
THE CHRISTMAS PARTY MVP
THE ULTIMATE GAG GIFT
LIMITED HOLIDAY STOCK
Christmas morning
The Pants That Get Filmed Before Breakfast.
Most gag gifts get one laugh and end up in a drawer. These come down the stairs on Christmas morning.
The print looks like real velvet shorts and lace stockings, so everyone does a double-take first. Then the whole house loses it.
The print
Velvet Shorts. Lace Stockings. Zero Shame.
🎀 Red velvet "shorts" with a gold buckle belt
🦵 Garter straps and lace "stockings" printed down both legs
👀 Looks real from across the room, so everyone stares twice
🛋️ Comfy enough to wear all day, from the party to the drive home
Naughty Knickers vs. Ugly Sweaters
Ugly sweaters get a polite laugh. These get filmed.
| Naughty Knickers | Ugly Sweater | |
|---|---|---|
| Gets a laugh before breakfast | ||
| Ends up in the family group chat | ||
| Steals every Christmas photo | ||
| Gets brought up every Christmas after | ||
| Nobody else will be wearing them |
Pick your colour
Grab All Three For The Boys.
❤️ Poinsettia: the classic red, for Dad
🤍 Snow Fur: white fur trim and pearls, the showstopper
💚 Holly: the Grinchy green, for the uncle who's a good sport
Get one for every guy in the family and walk out together. The group chat won't recover.
Perfect for
The Gift Dad Never Saw Coming.
🎄 Christmas morning, stairs to tree
🍻 The office party and the ugly sweater party
📷 The family Christmas photo nobody will forget
🎁 White elephant and Secret Santa swaps
👴 The dad or grandpa who "doesn't need anything"
From Our Naughty Nick Shirt Customers
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★★★★★
Bought it for my husband, kept the video forever
Wrapped it up and filmed the whole thing — his face was priceless. He actually wore it to the family party and my mother-in-law couldn't stop laughing. Already ordering one for my brother.
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★★★★★
Won Secret Santa without even trying
Grabbed this for our office gift exchange last minute and it completely stole the show. Way better than another mug or gift card — people still bring it up.
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★★★★★
Dad wore it ALL Christmas Eve
We got this as a joke for my dad and he loved it so much he never took it off. My grandma didn't know whether to laugh or be horrified. 10/10 family chaos.
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★★★★★
MVP of our ugly sweater party
Wore this to our annual party and won best sweater hands down. Everyone wanted to know where I got it before I even sat down.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Anything Actually See-Through?
Is Anything Actually See-Through?
No. The lace, garters and "bare legs" are all printed on. They're regular, fully covered pants. They just don't look like it.
Will They Fit Over Shorts?
Will They Fit Over Shorts?
Yes, they're cut like regular pants. Pull them on over shorts or boxers. Like them loose? Size up one.
Which Colour Should I Get?
Which Colour Should I Get?
❤️ Poinsettia is the classic. 🤍 Snow Fur is the showstopper. 💚 Holly is the Grinchy one. Can't pick? Get all three and dress the whole crew.
Can He Wear Them More Than Once?
Can He Wear Them More Than Once?
Definitely. They're real pants, not a one-time costume, made to come out every Christmas from here on.
Is This A Good Gift?
Is This A Good Gift?
It's the gag gift the family actually remembers. Wrap it for Dad, Grandpa or the uncle who's a good sport. It gets filmed, laughed about and brought up every Christmas after.
Do You Have Something For Her?
Do You Have Something For Her?
Yes! These are cut for the guys. For her, check out our Mrs. Clause and Naughty shirts, made to match his.
Is Shipping Free & Worldwide?
Is Shipping Free & Worldwide?
Yes, free shipping on every order, worldwide.
What If I Order The Wrong Size?
What If I Order The Wrong Size?
No stress. Our 30-day return policy covers exchanges too. Just reach out and we'll get you sorted into the right fit.