The Commander in Cheeks: Trump Toothpaste Topper
The Commander in Cheeks: Trump Toothpaste Topper
😂 One squeeze and the toothpaste comes out his rear
🇺🇸 Navy suit, long red tie, flag pin and that hair
🎁 A gag gift that actually gets used, every morning and night
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How Does It Work?
How Does It Work?
Take the cap off your toothpaste and screw the tube into the white collar on his front. Squeeze the tube and the toothpaste comes out the back, right onto your brush.
What Comes In My Order?
What Comes In My Order?
Choose 1 topper, 2 toppers, 3 toppers (buy 2, get 1 free) or the 10 Party Pack (buy 6, get 4 free). Toothpaste and toothbrushes in our photos are just for show and aren't included.
Will It Fit My Toothpaste?
Will It Fit My Toothpaste?
He's made for regular toothpaste tubes with a screw-on neck. Pump bottles and flip-top caps won't work.
Shipping and Returns
Shipping and Returns
This is a pre-order with free shipping. Estimated delivery is 8-15 business days from ordering. If yours arrives damaged, we send you a new one free. See our return policy for return terms.
The Commander in Cheeks: Trump Toothpaste Topper
What it is: a molded vinyl gag topper that screws onto a regular toothpaste tube. Squeeze the tube and the paste comes out the back.
Size: about 8 cm tall.
Fits: regular screw-neck tubes. Pump bottles and flip-tops will not work.
In the box: the topper. Toothpaste and toothbrush are not included.
Care: unscrew and rinse under warm water. Small parts, keep away from small children.
HAIL TO THE CHEEKS
THE GAG GIFT THAT GETS USED
BUY 2, GET 1 FREE
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THE ONE THING BOTH PARTIES LAUGH AT
HAIL TO THE CHEEKS
THE GAG GIFT THAT GETS USED
BUY 2, GET 1 FREE
FREE SHIPPING
THE ONE THING BOTH PARTIES LAUGH AT
HAIL TO THE CHEEKS
THE GAG GIFT THAT GETS USED
BUY 2, GET 1 FREE
FREE SHIPPING
THE ONE THING BOTH PARTIES LAUGH AT
HAIL TO THE CHEEKS
THE GAG GIFT THAT GETS USED
BUY 2, GET 1 FREE
FREE SHIPPING
THE ONE THING BOTH PARTIES LAUGH AT
HAIL TO THE CHEEKS
THE GAG GIFT THAT GETS USED
BUY 2, GET 1 FREE
FREE SHIPPING
THE ONE THING BOTH PARTIES LAUGH AT
HAIL TO THE CHEEKS
THE GAG GIFT THAT GETS USED
BUY 2, GET 1 FREE
FREE SHIPPING
THE ONE THING BOTH PARTIES LAUGH AT
HAIL TO THE CHEEKS
THE GAG GIFT THAT GETS USED
BUY 2, GET 1 FREE
FREE SHIPPING
THE ONE THING BOTH PARTIES LAUGH AT
HAIL TO THE CHEEKS
THE GAG GIFT THAT GETS USED
BUY 2, GET 1 FREE
FREE SHIPPING
THE ONE THING BOTH PARTIES LAUGH AT
Made for gifting
Smallest Gift. Biggest Laugh.
He fits in a stocking, a white elephant pile or a birthday gift bag.
Then he's the one thing everyone passes around the room.
How it works
Attach. Squeeze. Laugh.
🧴 Attach: screw your toothpaste tube into the collar on his front
🤏 Squeeze: give the tube a normal squeeze
😂 Laugh: the toothpaste comes out exactly where you think it does
Commander in Cheeks vs. Regular Gag Gifts
Socks get a polite thank you. He gets a scream from the bathroom.
| Commander in Cheeks | Socks & Candy | |
|---|---|---|
| Gets a real laugh | ||
| Used every single day | ||
| Fits in a stocking | ||
| Under $20 with free shipping | ||
| Still funny next year |
Turn him around
Presidential From The Front. Not From The Back.
Navy suit. Flag pin. Very serious face. Then you see the other side.
Love him or can't stand him, the whole bathroom is laughing.
From Our Commander in Cheeks Customers
Bathroom sinks, break rooms and family arguments. Here's how it went.
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★★★★★
Works on the toothpaste you already have
Figured I'd need some special tube. It screwed right onto the one already on our sink, no adapter, about five seconds.
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★★★★★
I expected a mess. There isn't one.
I was sure it would leak all over the counter. Paste only comes out when you squeeze, and a rinse under the tap cleans him up. My wife still won't look at it.
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★★★★★
Half my family loves him, half doesn't
I was nervous giving this to my dad, he's a huge fan. He laughed so hard he had to sit down. My sister can't stand the guy and she wants one too.
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★★★★★
Worth the wait
It's a pre-order, and they said so up front. Took about two weeks. Solid, not a flimsy dollar store thing. Got the 3 pack for $49.99, one for me and two for the guys at work.
Frequently Asked Questions
How Does It Work?
How Does It Work?
Screw your toothpaste tube into the white collar on his front, then squeeze the tube. The toothpaste comes out the small round hole in his back end and onto your brush.
What Comes In My Order?
What Comes In My Order?
One, two, three or ten toppers, depending on the pack you pick. Toothpaste and toothbrushes in our photos are just for show and aren't included.
How Does The Deal Work?
How Does The Deal Work?
2 toppers are $31.99. Pick 3 to buy 2 and get 1 free for $39.99 total. The Party Pack is buy 6, get 4 free: 10 toppers for $119.99 total. Shipping is free on all of them.
Will It Fit My Toothpaste?
Will It Fit My Toothpaste?
He's made for regular toothpaste tubes with a screw-on neck. Pump bottles and flip-top caps won't work.
Who Is It For?
Who Is It For?
Anyone who laughs at a bathroom joke: fans, critics, white elephant parties, office gift exchanges, or that one uncle.
Is It Okay With Kids Around?
Is It Okay With Kids Around?
He's a gag gift for grown-ups, with a bare plastic rear and small parts. Keep him away from small children.
Is This An Official Trump Product?
Is This An Official Trump Product?
No. It's an independent parody gag gift. It isn't made, approved or endorsed by Donald Trump or any Trump company.
How Long Does Shipping Take?
How Long Does Shipping Take?
This is a pre-order: estimated delivery is 8-15 business days from ordering. If he arrives damaged, we send a new one free.